“Microsoft Research is pushing the boundaries of artificial intelligence to a whole new level. Imagine a smart elevator that can figure out what floor a person wants to go to, based on their history and other factors. Okay, now you don’t have to imagine it anymore.” - × × ×

“Lee elaborates how a Microsoft Research team set up a bunch of sensors in front of the elevators. These in turn watched what people did, without any additional programming and without facial recognition software, for about three months. ¶ Over that time period, the AI system learned how people behaved and began to understand their intentions. After the training period, the learning portion was turned off, and the intelligent system could control the elevator and act on the user’s behalf.” - × × ×

Eleven !! https://www.youtube.com/watch... - Ye Olde English Kane

^that! - Starepolsky smok

"Not unnaturally, many elevators imbued with intelligence and precognition became terribly frustrated with the mindless business of going up and down, up and down, experimented briefly with the notion of going sideways, as a sort of existential protest, demanded participation in the decision-making process and finally took to squatting in basements sulking." (q) - кот от котов

^ this - Igor Sereda

Первому же лифту, который додумается изобразить поломку и застревание, распознав на лицах двух людей признаки влюбленности и нерешительности, необходимо обрезать канаты и сжечь кабину - это становится слишком опасным! - penis mightier than sword