“WASHINGTON—In a decisive and vulgar 7-2 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court once again upheld the constitution's First Amendment this week, calling the freedom of expression among the most “inalienable and important rights that a motherfucker can have.” “It is the opinion of this court that the right to speak without censorship or fear of intimidation is fundamental to a healthy democracy,” Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote for the majority. “Furthermore, the court finds that the right to say whatever the hell you want, whenever the hell you want, is not only a founding tenet, but remains essential to the continued success of this nation.” Added Ginsburg, “In short, freedom of speech means the freedom of fucking speech, you ignorant cocksuckers.” - × × ×

Как же прекрасен The Onion. Как хорошо, что они есть. - × × ×

“That which erodes human rights serves to erode humanity, fuckface.” - × × ×