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Obsessive-Compulsive Valentines. By Jenny TRAIG. Originally published February 14, 2007. - http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2010...
“You're all I think about. Literally!”, “I'd touch you without gloves. If I could, I mean.” и лучшая, конечно же, про утюг: “Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and I think I left the iron on.” - × × ×