“We Are Lonely Internet People... Our lives are spent online, toiling away, in pursuit of something... better. It's not a bad life, but sometimes it can get lonely. Stop crying alone at your desk. Come join other lonely internet people for a sometimes meaningful and often ridiculous conversation. We prefer to cry on Slack together. ¶ We're invite-only, so you'll need to be super lonely to get in. Just two questions: what do you do when you get lonely and what email address can we send your invite to?” - urbansheep@gmail.com