“Basically, a burrito is pretty awesome. And then you get a fighter jet and the burrito isn't so awesome anymore because burritos can't fly in the air and kill things from a great distance. So my reasoning goes that if I write a post when I'm really drunk, it will be like this. I meant to finish that off by saying that the burrito would then seem more awesome compared to whatever the worst thing ever was. Maybe a rock. Like a really, really shitty rock. LIke a rock made out of styrofoam.” - × × ×

Cake? -) - ◐_◐

Cake! Cake! Caaaaake! O_O - × × ×