"Shrek didn't want his hair cut. A free range sheep living in the south of New Zealand, he had apparently avoided the flock's annual shearing by hiding in a cave each spring. For six years. For six years, he didn't heed the farmer's call, nor mind the disapproving looks of his freshly shorn mates, nor give in to the sweltering heat. If Shrek didn't want his wool shorn, then goddamnit, nobody was going to shear Shrek's wool." - × × ×